Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Can We Trust Non-Muslims?

Once again the city of St. Cloud, Minnesota is in danger. The city is being flooded with non-Muslims, who are threatening to destroy the Minnesotan way of life. It has already gotten to the point where 99% of Minnesotans are non-Muslim!

And yet some people actually question the sagacity of such activities as posting anti-non-Muslim cartoons on the doors of businesses owned by non-Muslims, refusal by doctors to treat non-Muslim patients and starting Facebook groups like "I hate non-Muslims in St. Cloud".

In fact a recent article in the St. Cloud Times goes so far in promoting the pro-non-Muslim agenda that it actively attacks non-non-Muslims.

It figures that the author of the article, one Gene Mills, is an open non-Muslim. Let's have a quick history lesson on why, just maybe, some folks fear and distrust non-Muslims.

1963—John F. Kennedy shot and killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, a non-Muslim.

Sept. 11, 1973—Remember 9/11! Non-Muslim General Pinochet leads military coup in Chile, assisted by non-Muslims Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger. Thousands killed and "disappeared". Never Forget! Never Forgive!

1974—Car-bombings in Dublin and Monaghan kill 33. Led by the non-Muslim organization, the Ulster Volunteer Force.

1980—Non-Muslim neo-fascist organization Nuclei Armati Rivoluzionari kills 85 people in bombing of Bologna Centrale railway station.

1985—Car-bombing in Beirut kills over 80 people, perpetrated by non-Muslim Elie Hobeika.

1994—Non-Muslim terrorist Baruch Goldstein kills 29 in Mosque shooting in Palestine.

1995—Sarin gas attack on Tokyo subway by non-Muslim religious sect Aum Shinrikyo kills 9 people.

1995—Oklahoma City bombing led by non-Muslim Timothy McVeigh killing 168 people.

1998—Omagh car-bombing kills 29. Led by the non-Muslim organization, the Real Irish Republican Army.

1999—12 students shot and killed at Columbine High School by Non-Muslims Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

2003-present—Non-Muslim George W. Bush launches military attacks in Iraq. Over 100,000 people killed.

One would think that finally having a Muslim president would cause these attacks by non-Muslims to cease. However this shocking footage of Barack Hussein Obama's pastor, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, shows that, despite his name, he is, in fact a non-Muslim.

And if you think I'm over-reacting in my distrust of non-Muslims, just remember this: Hitler was a non-Muslim!

... Central Minnesota working folk know one thing: If you're raising chickens and they are being killed and you see fox tracks, your instincts kick in and you start looking for the fox. And if there's one thing that all foxes have in common, it's that they're all non-Muslim.

1 comment:

  1. Hahahahahahahahaha

    By the way, to anyone else reading this, you definitely have to read the original article in the St. Cloud times (linked to in this post) to get the full effect.